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August 16th, 2009
 | 07:31 pm - Anagram
Eric Arlen Johnson's anagram name is JAIL HEN ON SCORNER.
http://www.deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/
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August 12th, 2009
 | 05:47 am - Easily Confused
I'm addicted to Facebook and Reddit. I know I've been on-line too long when I start typing in the third person or looking around for up-vote links on my friends page.
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August 11th, 2009
| 06:59 am - Fight the Power!
To spice things up at work, I'm filling out the Shift Change Briefing Form in a girly manner. My plan is to keep going girlier and girlier and girlier, until eventually I'm dotting my lower-case i's with daisies and circling all of the options with big puffy hearts.
I've already got my check-marks looking like doll vaginas. I think...
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August 2nd, 2009
 | 10:06 pm - I'm Not Asking This Question for Any Specific Reason
How would you get rid of a dead body if you only had ten minutes? Assume that you don't have a car.
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August 1st, 2009
| 09:28 am
Happy birthday, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) kingfuraday and popebuck1!
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July 25th, 2009
July 22nd, 2009
July 3rd, 2009
| 08:44 pm - Video of Vince Noble
Rick Stohrrs posted this video to Facebook a month ago, but I'm just now seeing it. Vince has lost weight, but he's looking healthier than I thought he would.
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May 21st, 2009
 | 11:13 am - Best Children's Book Ever
. . . now posted on the internet.
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May 13th, 2009
| 08:26 am - FDQA
Future Drag Queens of America.
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May 5th, 2009
| 02:41 am - WKRP Closing Credits Explained
It all makes perfect sense:
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May 3rd, 2009
April 22nd, 2009
April 19th, 2009
| 12:27 pm - Bette Midler on Madonna (circa 1984)
"The only thing that girl will ever do like a virgin is have a baby in a stable by an unknown father."
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April 17th, 2009
 | 01:29 pm - My Favorite Album Cover
From Beyond The Valley of the Gift Police, a CD of spoken word poetry by Jello Biafra. I've never heard the album, but I love the cover.
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 | 09:28 am - Oops I Forgot / I Came Too Early
Happy belated birthday to beg1n.
Happy be-earlied birthday to buffcub and gordreece.
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April 15th, 2009
 | 05:08 pm - New York Governor David Patterson to Submit Bill Legalizing Same-Sex Marriage
Full Article: Aqui
Gov. David A. Paterson plans to introduce legislation on Thursday to make marriage between same-sex couples legal in New York, advancing his push for greater rights for gay men and lesbians, at a time when other states have done so.
Mr. Paterson’s plans represent the most public effort yet by the governor, who has been a consistent supporter of gay rights, to position himself and New York at the crest of a broadening national movement.
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...it is also something of a political gamble, because the legislation faces an uphill climb in the State Senate. Democrats acknowledge that they do not have enough votes there to get the measure approved, meaning that its chances could rest in the hands of a few Republicans.
The governor also risks alienating socially conservative voters at a time when he can least afford to drive away any more support.
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“The timing was always right,” Mr. Paterson said on Tuesday as he announced an economic-development grant in Nassau County. “It’s just who is willing to take that step. And I am.”
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April 8th, 2009
 | 09:43 am - South Park Creators Given Signed Photo of Saddam Hussein
(from Telegraph.co.uk)
Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, were given a signed photo of Saddam Hussein by US marines after the former Iraqi leader was shown their movie in prison.
During his captivity, US marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the move South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. He was also regularly depicted in a similar manner during the TV series.
The admission comes with the show's 13th season already running in the US. It will celebrate its 12th anniversary later this year.
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Stone, 37, said both he and Parker, 39, were most proud of the signed Saddam photo, given to them by the US Army's 4th Infantry Division.
He said: "We're very proud of our signed Saddam picture and what it means. Its one of our biggest highlights. I have it on pretty good information from the marines on detail in Iraq that they showed Saddam the movie. Over and over again –- which is a pretty funny thought. That's really adding insult to injury."
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April 7th, 2009
| 01:50 pm - The Great Escape Challenge
Because I got bored at work yesterday, I played all of the Great Escape games on the Armor Games web-site and timed myself. They're fairly easy. Most of the items you need to solve the games are either orange or blue and looks like they should be picked up. If you get stuck, try combining items in your inventory together.
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April 5th, 2009
March 18th, 2009
| 06:54 pm - What Science Fiction Writer Are You?
 | I am:Robert A. Heinlein Beginning with technological action stories and progressing to epics with religious overtones, this take-no-prisoners writer racked up some huge sales numbers. |
Which science fiction writer are you?
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| 07:15 am - A Lost Theory
In the episode Cabin Fever, one of the items that Richard Alpert offers to young John Locke is the same compass that he gives John on the island in the episode Jughead. I wonder if there is something on the island that would allow John to go back in time (maybe even be reborn). I think that's why Richard was so upset that John chose the knife; he was hoping that John would chose the compass, which would mean that he had been successfully reborn or whatever.
Sorry if this is a bit of a ramble. I'm just getting off of work and I'm really tired.
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| 06:51 am - How to Pay a Bill
see more pwn and owned pictures
(This is from Randall Munroe, the guy who draws xkcd.)
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March 15th, 2009
March 13th, 2009
| 10:56 pm - Jack T. Chick
This is probably the funniest Chick tract parody I've ever seen:
Dead to Rights by Jim Huger.
My favorite quote from the whole thing: "Why would I need to sacrifice myself to Myself to change a rule I made Myself?"
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March 11th, 2009
March 10th, 2009
| 06:47 am - Religion
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March 8th, 2009
| 10:11 pm - I Already Have Enough Trouble with the Little Thumbwheel
(Full story here)
"A wink, a smile or a raised eyebrow could soon change the music on your iPod or start up the washing machine, thanks to a new Japanese gadget. The device looks like a normal set of headphones but is fitted with a set of infrared sensors that measure tiny movements inside the ear that result from different facial expressions."
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March 4th, 2009
March 3rd, 2009
| 10:12 am - Work Update
Okay. So I just got off work, and I'm really tired, but I'm trying to stay awake until about noon so my sleep schedule will be a little more regular. These hours are driving me crazy. If I could find a steady job with the promise of advancement that was also a graveyard shift right now, I'd totally take it. But all of those jobs are taken by fucking assholes who refuse to quit so I can do something decent for a living. Bastards!
Meanwhile, I did work a temp job last week. The owner of both this company and another company I have gone through have both forwarded my resume on to some higher power or other. Meanwhile, I'm just typing away, doing what I can and hoping that the magical job fairies will come along and give me something to do that isn't quite so tedious and noisy. I love the site, just neither of my bosses.
Anyway. Yadda yadda yadda. Just be thankful I have a job and all that, I suppose.
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February 20th, 2009
| 11:10 pm
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I Heart This Cartoon
I may be dating myself here, but I can actually remember when MTV didn't even play commercials. |
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February 18th, 2009
| 09:17 am - She Probably Doesn't Know Me In Real Life
Apparently the spam filter doesn't work on my GMail account. I got the following letter in my inbox this morning, along with a picture of a blond woman who looked like she might be from another country.
( Read more... )
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February 17th, 2009
 | 02:48 am - Ah-hem. . .
Happy birthday to you. . .
Happy birthday to you. . .
Happy birthday dear beefurjoe. . .
Happy birthday to you!
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February 15th, 2009
February 13th, 2009
February 7th, 2009
| 07:24 am - Obama names Fred Davie to council on faith-based and neighborhood partnerships
(From GayPolitics.com)
"Fred Davie, the openly gay president of Public/Private Ventures, has been named to serve on President Barack Obama’s Policy Council on Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships. Davie will work to provide objective, nonpartisan advice to the president on a variety of public policy matters, including strategies to increase the effectiveness of social services delivered by community and faith-based organizations.
"Public/Private Ventures is an organization that creates and strengthens programs to improve the lives of residents in low-income communities. P/PV is composed of research, policy and program development experts who specialize in education, employment, prisoner reentry, juvenile justice, public health, youth development and more."
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February 4th, 2009
| 06:25 am - Sarcasm
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January 29th, 2009
| 09:08 pm - Positive Thoughts, Please.
I just got off the phone with my friend Tim. Tim is one of my closest friends. He can say more with a roll of his eyes and a flick of his wrist than most people can say with their voice. He is authentic punk rock, and I'm incredibly jealous because I could never be just like him.
Today, Tim informed me that he just got out of the hospital, and that he has a cyst on his pancreas that is cancerous. Or at least, that's what they said at first. Now they're saying it could just be a growth. They took a sample of tissue, and they'll let him know tomorrow. Either way, he has to go into the hospital on Monday and get cracked open to get things cut out. He'll be in the hospital for seven to ten days to recuperate. Plus they're saying that in two months he's got to go in and something removed from his lung.
When I talked to him on the phone he laughed at all the bad, inappropriate jokes I was making to try and make him feel better. But when I asked him if he had been freaking out, he admitted that the drugs they had given him at the hospital were just now starting to wear off and that he was starting to worry.
I've had a lot of friends and lovers getting sick lately. Maybe it's because they're all around a certain age where men tend to have health problems. Maybe it's just because many of the guys I hang out with don't lead healthy lifestyles. I don't know. And at least one friend and one lover have come out healthier, so I'm really hoping that Tim comes out okay, too. So please send positive thoughts his way.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/growf/pengies/happy.gif) hopeful
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January 28th, 2009
| 12:22 am - I Heart Michelle Obama
see Sarah Palin pictures
(Historical note: Rush Limbaugh once called Chelsea Clinton "The White House Dog." He's also been whining because he says that people aren't supposed to make fun of the Obama because he is the first black president, a statement that mirrors what he said about Donovan McNabb when he was working for ESPN.)
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January 27th, 2009
January 25th, 2009
| 05:35 pm - Hot or Not?
Audio is NSFW. . .
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January 24th, 2009
January 21st, 2009
| 06:30 am
Yesterday was the inauguration of PRESIDENT BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA.
Tonight is the season premiere of Lost.
Thank you, gods of television.
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